ring bowls go hard

making fun of weddings because they are pretty and asking for it.
just shut it down. i’ve reached the end of the ring bowl internet. goodnight.

just shut it down. i’ve reached the end of the ring bowl internet. goodnight.

(Source: regretsy.com)

your entire wedding party wore red converse.
a sharebroads production.

your entire wedding party wore red converse.

a sharebroads production.

your nuptial mass was over an hour.

your nuptial mass was over an hour.

you wore so much makeup on your wedding day that you couldn’t hug anyone without offering them a tide pen.

you wore so much makeup on your wedding day that you couldn’t hug anyone without offering them a tide pen.

your wedding dress was freecycled.

your wedding dress was freecycled.

your husband speaks better mandarin than you do. he is white.

your husband speaks better mandarin than you do. he is white.

you are an anthropology professor. your husband teaches economics.

you are an anthropology professor. your husband teaches economics.

there were chickens present at your wedding.

there were chickens present at your wedding.

you wore fingerless gloves with your wedding dress.

you wore fingerless gloves with your wedding dress.