you didn’t serve alcohol at your reception.
he proposed to you at olive garden. during lunch.
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your mom still dresses you.
you believe in faeries and you made all your guests walk a mile on a dirty trail to your ceremony site.
you live in humboldt and are going to make a bong out of the apple on your wedding night.
yo dawg.
your reception centerpieces were made with all the crappy ceramics your grandmother hoarded.
you identify more with Queen Elizabeth II than Kate Middleton.
you married for the first time at 43 and your favorite television show is the ghost whisperer.
you live in indiana, but you still had a beach-themed wedding. your guest bathroom is strewn with shell-shaped soap and jars of colored sand.
